Don't know what to call this post...just watch and LAUGH!!!!!

Kids are Quick

got this in an email......loved it, Hope you do too..

~Woo

SEEMS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY FOR THESE FUNNY LINES !

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No,that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

I'm not really a poet, AND I KNOW IT!!!!!!

But enjoy this poem anyway, I was inspired to type out this poem that I have known for years by a friends new blog. His writing style is fun, just like him, so I wanted to type this out cuz it reminds me of him......sorta, this is supposed to be a compliment....... Anywho, also check out his blog: ArdentIsaac

And now here's the poem, more like a riddle, but you don't have to figure anything out....

Lady's and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,

Crosseyed misquitoes and bow legged ants.

Admission is free so pay at the door,

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day, in the middle of the night,

2 dead boys awoke to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

Came up up and killed those 2 dead boys.

If you don't believe my storys true,

Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

;)

~Woo

Summer vacation:1

Well, I am in PA in my gparents living room.

We are packing up to head off to PHC for two weeks where are going to study Constitutional Law. I'll let you know how long till they kick me out ;} Jk of course *CROSSESFINGERS*

here in little Sunbury Northumberland area we have had three days of rain since we arrived on Wednesday.........for those of you in Texas, rain is little drops of water falling from the sky......the plants luv it, and you can actually grow stuff with it, even in the summer....;)

So there is a small update.......and Tuesday is a special day..any guesses??????????????????????????????????????? Anywho, I'll be going now!

~Woo

MAY 22ND!!!!!!!!! CELTIC WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I am going to do a video crammed post....cuz the best way to do Celtic Woman is by hearing and seeing.....to start off, here is the PBS trailer for the concert I went to....OF COURSE I didn't get to go to the one in Ireland.....unfortunetly....but I did get to see this concert....well most of it...but I will get to that later.....;}

The downside was that Lynn and Alex have left the group, and there is now a new Lisa......but oh well....then they left out two songs (that I knew of) You'll Be in my Heart....*STIFFLESSOBS*

and O' America....

BUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

They did do some songs from older tours, some of which are my personal FAVORITES...like Mo Ghile Mear

Dulaman (which we were informed is a song about a girl comparing her two suitors with seaweed.......*NO COMMENT*)

Spanish Lady.....which was the last and encore song....

and my FAVORITIST OF ALL TIME......AT THE CEILI....though I personally like the version I am about to show you better than the one at the concert......it was the same song.....:}

So Lizzy does it work as a good post for the occasion?????cuz ...that is all I have time for right now....

~Woo

Gettin' in Gear for the Summer!!!!

Well, I am still here......sorta..Summer is about to go into full swing mode, as evidenced by the several graduations (of friends I was supposed to be graduating with.....but oh well....I'll do that NEXT year) I have been attending,  and I am once again traveling. My brothers and I (the two 'older' brothers....the ones that are younger than me, but older than the 'tots'...who happen to be growing up...can't really call them 'tots' anymore......*SIGHS*) are heading up to Virginia to Patrick Henry College for a Constitutional Law summer camp they have.....for two weeks....then two more weeks with our Grandparents in Pennsylvania, then on home again.....I really can't wait!!!! we are heading out next week, Wed I believe.....this won't be the first time I have spent a month away from home, and I will be with Family the whole time, but I am still a little nervous, I will be in new territory, (last time I went, I knew the place I was going like my own bedroom) and of course my brothers and I won't be in the same dorm.....girls and guys in COMPLETELY different buildings....ok with me.....but still......yup, I will have to make new friends....*BREATH, BREATH, YOUCANDOTHIS!!!!!*.....every one of the camps at PHC has a field trip, and going by the subject we will be studying and the proximety to the certain location, my brothers and I both believe our field trip will be to Washington D.C......I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE SO I AM  REALLLLLLLLLLLLY HOPING IT IS......*FINGERSCROSSED* .......................*CRICKETS*...............I guess that is all for now.....I ran out of ranting material....and nothing tooooooo interesting has happened lately.....OH WAIT....OH YEAH....LIZ IS GOING TO KILL ME IF I DON"T POST ABOUT WHAT I DID ON MAY 22nd....but that is "ALL ON ITS OWN" post material.....so.....WITHOUT FURTHER ADO!!!!!!!!!

~Woo

BUNNY VID

The bunnies opened their eyes last Sunday....so I got a couple of vids of them.....here they are....

They, of course, are bigger now, but I wasn't able to load this until today, don't know why...compy wouldn't let me.....I will load a more recent one when I get it....if compy cooperates...;}



~Woo